Well hello there.

  • me:whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother:why
  • me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me:that is a fantastic point

mynamesjayneward:

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing


I want this. View Larger

mynamesjayneward:

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

I want this.


  • Straight Boys:Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians:Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls:Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys:Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People:WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People:everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People:what